1) (In the men's bathroom) - "I like what you're packin'."

2) (From your secretary) - "I'm pregnant."

3) (From your boss) - "If you want that promotion, you need to come by my house at eight tonight and prove that you deserve it."

4) (From Human Resources) - "We received a tip that the feds are planning to raid us today, and we need you to shred this paperwork."

5) (From your boss after giving him a report) - "What the f**k is this s**t."

6) (From a co-worker) - "The toilet is clogged."

7) (At a sweat shop) - "I.N.S.!!!!!!!!"