1) So this is the kitchen, bathroom down the hall, that's my mom's room and here's mine!

2) How do you feel about polygamy?

3) I love reading! I've read the entire Troll Slayer series!

4) I'm sorry I can't go on that weekend getaway with you. I'm not allowed to enter the state of California.

5) Bug! Bug! Help! Kill it!

6) I'm technically married. I hope that's cool with you?

7) I didn't really break up with my last girlfriend but they haven't given up the search yet and I promise, if they find her, I'll break up with her!