1) Dammit! My hands are totally infected again. You didn't, like, touch the doorknob when you came in, did you?

2) How optional is my part of the rent going to be?

3) If you hear any sounds coming from my room that sound like grade-schoolers screaming in pain, totally ignore it.

4) You never told me how delicious your toothbrush tasted!

5) Looks like you could use a body cavity massage.

6) I, uh, maybe, perhaps clogged your toilet. Don't worry, it's not fecal matter, just some of my used condoms.

7) Is it cool if my fellow Church of Satan homies crash here tonight?