1) I hope you don't mind that I'm bringing my Mommy along.

2) If all girls were like you, I wouldn't have to masturbate so vigorously every night.

3) So when are we getting married?

4) This date feels so non-fortuitous since I've been stalking you for weeks.

5) Is this a bad time to mention that I'm kinda/sorta married?

6) The elves that live under my bed wished me "Good luck" tonight.

7) I think I'm pretty outgoing for a hermaphrodite.