1) "Who wants to start an orgy?"

2) "I spiked the punch bowl with feces!"

3) "I've hidden a noise maker in one of my body cavities. Who wants to find it?"

4) "Kiss me, I've got H1N1!"

5) "I may be drunk, but all of you are assholes!"

6) "I hump puppies!"

7) "This is a stick up! Give me your fucking wallets or no one gets out of here alive!"