1. When someone asks "Who farted?"

2. When your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat in her jeans.

3. When your ex makes you promise that you'll "still be friends."

4. When you're playing poker.

5. When your wife asks you if you took out the garbage (as long as you do it quickly right afterward).

6.When your girlfriend asks you if you think another woman is "hot."

7. If your boyfriend asks you if he's "more of a man" than your ex.