1) When they take your place at the factory.

2) When you lose that dance competition you've been working so hard for to some lame-o from Honda doing a move so 80s it would be funny if he hadn't won.

3) When your kid says he loves his RC puppy more than he loves you.

4) When in a fit of AI-inspired lust it tries to mount your new Porsche and "ride it to submission," leaving it a scratched and dented mess and you with no way to reasonably explain the damage to your insurance agent.

5) When "Danger Will Robinson!" becomes "You're on your own, Wussy Boy!"

6) When the damned thing reaches through your chest cavity and literally pulls it from your body and squeezes it all over the floor while you watch.

7) When your uber-rich philandering husband realizes that after the initial cost his animatronic Japanese lover is much less demanding.