1) You repeatedly ask the stewardess to give you information on how to join the "mile high club."

2) You accuse everyone in an aisle seat of being a terrorist, just so you can snag a seat on the aisle.

3) You walk up to little kids on the plane and ask them if they'd like to hear where babies come from.

4) You throw your coffee at the stewardess because it's not Folgers.

5) You throw your peanuts around the plane and scream, "Who's touching my nuts?"

6) You inform each of the passengers of which of them you'd be willing to screw if you crash land on a deserted island.

7) You bring mother f'n snakes on a plane.