1) "I love you-nabomber. What can I say, the guy looked great in a hoodie."

2) "I love you-niversal health care. If it's true that ‘We are the world. We are the children,' then we have to heal the world's kids... 'cause they get sick a lot."

3) "I love you-zbekistan. Call me crazy, but I really admire doubly landlocked countries in Central Asia."

4) "I love you-tube. I cannot get enough of that guy singing ‘Chocolate Rain.'"

5) "I love you-gioh. Talk about a great card game for kids and adults! I love collecting those adorable critters."

6) "I love you-FC fighting. Maybe later we can head into an octagon and wrestle a bit!"

7) "I love you-S Airways. The stewardesses always sneak me extra bags of peanuts for free. How can you beat that?"