1) "I love you-PS. When they say ‘What can Brown do for you?' I say, ‘A hell of a lot!'"

2) "I love you-SA! USA! USA! Sorry, I just finished watching some of the Olympics and I'm still pumped up."

3) "I love you-niversity of Phoenix. I can train to be a male nurse online! Whoo-hoo!"

4) "I love you-tah Jazz basketball! Man, Deron Williams runs a mean pick-and-roll."

5) "I love you-haul. Why don't we pack up one of their trucks and head to scenic Detroit?"

6) "I love you-cerative Colitis. Sure, it's a pretty nasty inflammatory bowel disease, but hey, I've dropped 20 pounds with it. I'm ready for bathing suit season!"

7) "I love you-‘Belong with Me.' Bar-none, it's Taylor Swift's best song. I hum it all day at work!"