1) I love you-nicorns. They remind me of myself - strong, white and horny!

2) I love you-niforms. Maybe later we can dress up like "The Village People." I call dibs on the "Construction Worker"!

3) I love you-th. Much like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess insiiiiiiiiide...

4) I love you-nivision. I can't get enough of their awesome Spanish language programming. Me Gusta "Sabado Gigante"!

5) I love you-Blab. When it comes to extremely marginal journeymen NBA centers who never amounted to anything other than picking up 6 quick fouls and riding the pine, he was by far the best.

6) I love "You and Me." I mean, not us per se, but the song "You and Me" by Lifehouse. Talk about a great romantic jam!

7) I love you-topia. What's not to love about an ideal community or society possessing a seemingly perfect socio-politico-legal system?